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Matt Nõmme
United Kingdom
Приєднався 8 лют 2008
Making up stories since 1991
Відео
The Unknown Men Who Set Fire To A Country (While Dressed As Women)
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British roads were a nightmare, toll booths were everywhere charging you to move cattle, causing malnourished farmers all across Wales; that was until a secret gang of rioters in the 1840's burned every toll booth to the ground. The riots are known as the Rebecca Riots. Burning Barn Thumbnail Picture: www.flickr.com/photos/dok1/10893799664/
The Worst Drivers in The UK
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Recorded pre-pandemic, when there were more arseholes on the road
We All Killed the Internet
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I think I found the heart of the internet... A spoken word thing by Matt Nōmmé Previous videos: I only ate Potatoes for two weeks: ua-cam.com/video/XhhMbAJks-A/v-deo.html Why do we Tattoo ourselves?: ua-cam.com/video/RivGJTqByh8/v-deo.html New York Film Locations: ua-cam.com/video/C8XcbYXHdKg/v-deo.html The Greatest Film Director: ua-cam.com/video/bzMzg9y3CvU/v-deo.html
The YouTube Fame Game
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Hope this video helps you out somehow I hope you enjoyed and hope you have a good day :) The UA-cam Fame Game A Film By Matt Nomme with Hayley Lau Thanks to: My Dad My Mum Hannah Adam Dan & Mikey For putting up with me All music was made by me (probably why it was dodgy at parts) Previous videos: I only ate Potatoes for two weeks: ua-cam.com/video/XhhMbAJks-A/v-deo.html Why do we Tattoo ourselv...
Why I Tattooed myself
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In this video I wanted to look into how tattoo's work, so I decided to do a DIY tattoo on myself to find out how We got the close-ups by flipping the lens on my DSLR, which turns it into a macro lens! Transcribed Audio: Tomorrow I'm going to tattoo myself. I had just seen the ink get drawn up through the capillary movement, which I had never seen before, but if you watch closely you can just fo...
New York Film Locations
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I've never been to a place like New York before, the nostalgia was so strong for somewhere I hadn't been before Music: Love by BenSound www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/track/love
I only ate potatoes for two weeks
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What if you ate only potatoes for two weeks? It was a wild ride! And I lost a stone (14 pounds) Video transcription: What if you only ate potatoes for two weeks? So we're actually going to Tesco right now, to get a bag of potatoes, what's the time? Late It's late It's 11 O'clock Here we go Desiree potatoes, King Edward potatoes, Baking sweet potatoes, white potatoes, Jacket potatoes, sweet pota...
The Greatest Film Director
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We all have our favorite directors. Here's mine.
THE SIX NATIONS
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THE SIX NATIONS ARE HERE! A time to get pissed and passionate Thanks to: Llandaf North RFC: Llandaff-North-RSSC-416912538471439 Adam Beachey: adambeachey Monico Blonde: ua-cam.com/video/X5gMICK-ye4/v-deo.html And the hungover lot that let me take shots of your beautiful faces Subscribe for more!
Cardiff's Bad Christmas Tree
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Cardiff has a really bad Christmas tree, so I fixed it!
Will anyone remember you?
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Subscribe for more, I release a video every 3 weeks! Will anyone remember you when you're gone? And if so, does it even matter if they do? Created by Matt Nomme
Will we love Robots?
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We are obsessed with ourselves, so obsessed that we are well on our way to create the perfect synthetic replica. In this episode we explore the evermore common issue of AI to human love, where that relationship came from, where it is currently and where it will be in the future. Credits: Some music samples were used from the music radar free sample library: www.musicradar.com/news/tech/free-mus...
❤️ What is true love? ❤️
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❤️ The realities of a long tearm relationship ❤️
Some weird song I made 10 years ago
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Some weird song I made 10 years ago
Potato guy
im kinda poor so i practically live off of potatoes. i have pb & j and grapes for breakfast and then a baked potato with salt, pepper, a few other seasonings i dont know the name of that i just grab out of the pantry, butter, and cheese. real sick of it but it sustains me well enough. doesnt cause constipation for me cuz im just so used to it ig
Biased but my fave youtuber
Im expecting constipation
You were an early creator for this type of content. Good for you!
The reason you felt like shit was for sure due to lack of sodium in your body which is an extremely important electrolyte, the lack of sodium REALLY affect your mood and your energy levels and how you feel in general. So to do this properly, you should eat them with salt tbh. Everything would have been very different not only in terms of taste and how much less boring it would have been, but also in terms on how you would feel every day. Media makes us think that salt is just bad an unnecessary but that's extremely far from the truth, salt is essential and extremely important to consume in the right amounts, it is actually way better to overconsume than underconsume. An adult person needs in between 0.5 and 1 grams of sodium per day to function properly according to some sources, while others say consuming less than 3 grams of sodium a day is actually bad for you and one should at least consume 3-6 grams of sodium a day to function optimally and feel well... An average potato meanwhile, has only 0.011 grams of sodium, which means that even if you were eating like 20 average sized potatoes per day (2200 calories per day), you would only be getting 0.22 grams of sodium, which is less than half the absolute minimum recommended amount, so really bad. For comparison, the average man in Britain eats around 9 grams of salt a day, which might be too much since the recommended is 6, but you were eating 0.44 grams of salt a day... (1 gram of salt = roughly 0.5 gram of sodium, as salt is not pure sodium) Even when people are fasting for months they have to consume electrolytes and sodium through the day to not feel like shit and remain healthy, so you did this wrong. Even animals lick rocks to get certain minerals like sodium that their food might fall short off.
What is that cheese pastry thing he eats at the end. That thing looks good.
Guarantee that you felt bad because of the lack of sodium. Your body used up it's electrolytes. It would've been a different story if you just added some salt lol
I love potatoes. You can do a million things with it
Check out spudfit Andrew Taylor
Oh dude. You're probably salt depleted. No salt on ur taties is a sin.
most depressing baked potato ive ever seen no butter no salt no cheese on top no crispy skin just put in the micro wave without any care in the world
what a clown
variety is the spice of life, thats why primitive humans still foraged for edible greens, nuts, and berries to add fiber and proper vitamins/minerals to their diet. Meat and dairy products were to increase caloric intake after heavy physical activity and help survive through winters by gaining weight, living on preserved foods, and no crops.
bruh you not cook them righ i eat like 2 weaks straight them okay maybe free days change rice but i wanted like back to potatoes
Six years old, and UA-cam recommends me this gem of a video. Thank you!
Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew
Vodka count as potatoes?
I've been on the potatoes diet for about two months. I've lost 28 pounds, so far. I've been eating Russets, White Potatoes and Yukon Golds.
I am on day 6 of the potato diet. The first 3 days were the worst.
This is exactly my idea when I travel there
No, you are wrong. Sweet potatoes are NOT actual potatoes.
Just watched your potato video and I must say, you're a great filmmaker.
Diolch dude :)
Daim, we need to have ya back! We all know you have so much in your head to show to the world !
Hope you're doing well!
Where the hell have you been!?
STOP SATURATING MASTERPIECES OF CLASSICAL MUSIC
please turn to jesus
😂
*Samwise Gamgee liked your video*
Congratulations, comrade! The Motherland is proud of you.
Iies
I would also start with cheese 😂
6 years ago😢
Penn Jillette knows all about this.
Approved
This is basically how dutch people live
wth is a stone? ppl on youtube really should speak more international
14 lbs I think
This is offical USSR menu. Add patato vodka too my friend.🛠
You felt like crap because you where DETOXING !!! Getting all the crap out of your body you have been putting it for years.
I love your personality. Funny to watch 😂
this is really......I WANNA MAKE VIDERO LIKE THS
You have arrived at your destination!! 🤣
nice ladcore gettup, matt
Hahaa! Love this video! I have to wonder does Mr Potato Head eat only potatoes!! 🙃😵💫🤪
Japanese sweet potato. Must try. I eat them almost every day recently. No need for any oil or seasoning or anything at all. Bake at 325 for 70-90min. Better when you store them in the fridge and then reheat in microwave or oven at 375. SO GOOD!!
bro became the guy from martian movie
I believe a pour of olive oil and a pinch of salt would help .. it was a detox you went through
The poop 💩 scene 🎬 though
Disgusting
Initially what you were experienced was detox and cravings symptoms i guess.
But why?